Hey boy are you allergies cause I can’t get rid of you no matter how hard I try
Hey boy are you a credit card deal? Cos you’ve been offering me zero percent interest for 6 months.
Hey boy are you jet lag? Cause you got me up all night thinking about everything that’s wrong with me
hey boy are you 2018 because I have a feeling my optimism about you is already a terrible idea
Hey boy are you a software update, because not now.
Hey boy, are you a student loan? Because you appeared to be a good idea and said you’d look after me, but you’re seriously detrimental to my long-term wellbeing.
Hey boy are you a haircut cause I thought I needed you but you ended up being a few inches shorter than I wanted
Hey boy are you The Catcher In The Rye because everyone who likes you is my fu*king enemy
hey boy, are you the 2nd page of Google search results because I don’t want to look at you
hey boy are you a Mars Volta song cos that was the worst 7 minutes of my life
hey boy, are you NYE cuz i ‘m realizing in order for this to be any fun, I’m going to have to dramatically lower my expectations
Hey boy are you sodium hydride because NaH.
hey boy are you black mirror because i watched you for a long time and now i am feeling wary about the future of humans
Hey boy are you garbage
That’s it. That’s all I wanna ask.
Hey boy, are you cryptocurrency? Bc my friends look real annoyed when I talk about you