hey guys, remember that star trek voyager episode they found a car floating in space…
Everyone: “Sky’s the limit”
Elon Musk: Hold my beer
Wonder if Mr Musk slightly misunderstood the ‘how we launch the new Tesla Roadster’ email?
oh so when elon musk launches a car into space it’s “history-making” but when i launch my car backwards into a parking cone i’m “a bad driver” and “need to get my eyes checked”
Traffic’s not too bad this morning. Bit cold with the roof down though
First car to leave earth is a Tesla Roadster! Well played
*Google Maps voice*
You: “It’s 2018 where are our flying cars”
#globeheads btfo #SpaceX
For Sale or Trade:
Lightly used Tesla Roadster. Original owner. Loaded. 92 million miles.
(you are responsible for pickup)
Your eyes open. It’s dark. Cold. Too cold. You’re holding something round. Not directly, there’s a glove in the way. Suddenly, a silent explosion, a flash of light. The earth below you. You’re in a car. In orbit. Slowly, your consciousness fades. Why did you piss off Elon Musk.
Her: Babe, come over
Me: But you’re on Mars
Her: My parents aren’t home Me: #FalconHeavy #SpaceX
Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads… #FalconHeavy Thanks Elon Musk and SpaceX
The camera mounted on the outrigger, looking at the driver… I think SpaceX missed a huge opportunity here. Wait about two hours into the coasting phase, then have the drivers head slowly turn to face the camera for about ten seconds, then turn back to look out the windshield. Internet meltdown.
California Man Finally Finds Way to Beat Traffic
Ticket’s in the post mate…
1978: i bet we’ll have flying cars in the future
Elon, can’t help but wonder if 1981 Movie ‘heavy Metal’ was any inspiration for Starman and roadster with this opening scene:
Henry Ford: “I will put a car in every garage.” Elon Musk: “Hold my beer.”