1. He sat and watched me eat Chinese take-out for half an hour. Then this happened..
2. Definitely the scariest fortune cookie I’ve ever gotten
3. Didn’t expect my fortune cookie to be so insightful.
4. Best fortune I ever got in a fortune cookie.
5. My wife and I received matching fortunes at dinner this evening.
6. My coworker just came back from sick leave; he had a heart attack. To celebrate we went for Chinese. These were in his fortune cookie.
7. My ironic fortune cookie.
8. Fortune Cookie
9. Take that big step
10. My wife’s and my fortune cookies. Hers is on top.
11. Just when I thought I got a good fortune cookie.
12. Don’t expect much from a cookie
13. Well fuck you too fortune cookie
14. My wife and I also got some fortune cookies.
15. I think this wins the ‘worst Fortune Cookie of all time’ award
16. Faster than the bear
17. When a fortune cookie finally speaks up
18. This was in my fortune cookie last night… Should I call somebody or?…
19. Two fortunes in one cookie – aaaaand I’m offended.
20. I think my fortune cookie just threatened me