1. This “wrong text”
“Don’t come over”
2. Then there’s this
3. Then there’s this existential crisis
Inner monologue as Tinder opener
4. How about this cartoon lover
3D girls are not what this guy is looking for on Tinder, apparently
5. OK, this isn’t creepy…NOT
Friend just sent me this. Sweet recovery bro
6. How about none of the above with that guy
Ok cool haha.
7. Embarrassing isn’t even the word
Guy I knew in high school just doesn’t understand “no”
8. One question too many
So.. can we be friends?
9. What’s with all these emotes
10. Please take this guy’s phone away
We haven’t spoken in 5 years
11. Bro, you proved her point
My friend barely met this guy last week. Real men don’t get turned down.
12. Keep it
He’s willing to kiss my non-veg lips
13. And you’re knot a good person
Fine you’re knot beautiful
14. Oh Steve, yikes
Yes. Yes I would mind.
15. A different person you’re not, bro
Not the only time this guy let me know he wanted to have sex with me (which we never did, btw)
16. Please stay far, far away
Total stranger texted my friend last night
17. No, thank you
No nudes or anything…
19. And finally, what’s with all these roleplay scenarios