Nigeria’s women’s bobsled team look like they’ve never lost a lightcycle race and Daft Punk wrote them a sound track
The Winter Olympics are turning into the Hunger Games
Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault?
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??
*olympics ice skater like jumps and stuff*
me: ooooooooooooh ahhhhhhhhhh
commentator: horrible. disgusting. absolute failure and disgrace
There’s an Olympics event where they have to ski AND shoot guns which is exactly how I imagine people in like Michigan have to live to surive
Dear Olympics commentators, at the beginning of each figure skating couple please let us know if the couple loves each or if he’s in the friendzone.
Partnered events in the summer Olympics: You and your partner work together to hit a ball over a net. You and your partner must dive in a way that is both clean and synchronized. You and your partner must row a boat very fast.
Partnered events in the winter Olympics: YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU HAVE TO SWING THEM AROUND YOUR HEAD. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND THEY’RE LITERALLY STANDING ON YOU. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU PICK THEM UP AND THROW THEM
Me at 7:00 – “Oh… Figure skating?”
Me at 10:00 – “If they nail this triple twist they’ve got at least 40 in the technical category.”
Summer Olympics: let’s rune in and see who the fastest on earth is.
Winter Olympics: let’s tune in and see who will survive this sh*t.
This might be controversial and I’m not a scientist but I’ pretty sure Shaun White has been 30 years old for the last 10 years and should we really be letting wizards compete in the olympics?
The Olympics are so surreal like I am watching what very well could be the biggest moment in a person’s life and it’s just on in the background while I try to figure out what to order for dinner
Figure skating and curling should take place at the same time, on the same ice, just to make both a little more interesting.
me when im watching the olympics tbh
Ever look at the bodies of the people competing in the Olympics and think to yourself, “gee whiz, I’m a tubby bag of festering cockmeat” and then get yourself a snack?
When I hear Shaun White’s name, I still picture this
And no he looks like this
and I don’t know how to correct my brain
Q: How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
A: Take away its tiny brooms.
17 year old Olympics Chloe Kim: *wins gold*
17 year old me: *can recite the opening sequence from Avatar the Last Airbender by heart*
I am really Pumped watching the Winter Olympics. I am watching events I never thought I would watch before, like curling. You heard me, curling Fool!