never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing
like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and no I am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed
Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack sebastlianstan
that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read where-is-the-apple-juice
Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.arcampbell94
why… is this………… true…………… the-philosophers-bone
you can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands. lonelymountainson
lactose intolerant people in fiction: i can never eat daily… i order cheese-less pizza and cry myself to sleep
me, real life lactose intolerant person: *chugs my 10th straight glass of chocolate milk* lmao see you in hell god
“writers always know exactly where they are going with their work!”
r u sure
“no writer does anything by mistake, it’s all very strategic”
r u sure
“they use symbolism in everything. for example, a simple sentence symbolises directness and-”
R U SURE
The best moments in writing is when you discover you did something absolutely genius by complete accident. entropyalarm
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times roxion
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice hausereiring
what is the difference between falling in love and having a crush Anonymous
if they get a haircut and they’re ugly it’s crush motherearthsign
that’s a weirdly valid point shenko
Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures? ch-a-s-i-n-g
I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated follow-the-music
normal website: 404 error – page not found
garbage millenial website: golly gee willikers, looks like you’ve taken a wrong turn!!!! looks like our army of busy little worker bees must have filed the page you were looking for in the wrong filing cabinet!!!! mayhaps you could try looking at one of our other many page??? i am sure you would find something else you would like instead?? so sorry you did not find what you were looking for!! may the force be with you fellow geek! :3 :3 :3
I paused Kung Fu Panda Holiday at the perfect moment beanbunz
when your math teacher is moving on to the next chapter but you sitll don’t know anything. dontstarvetrash
college is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane
me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*
me: *has to goole how to cook an egg*
Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog supervillainesses
Two dogs minasume
SH*T U RIGHT supervillainesses
me: i couldn’t do my homework because of this every real and debilitating mental illness
teacher: you shouldn’t make excuses, your education comes first
classmate: i didn’t do homework because Sport
teacher: yeah no prob
okay = Everything’s cool.
okay? = You make no sense.
okay… = You’re creepy.
okayy = I don’t care.
Okay. = I’m pissed off.
some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
Mint is a weird flavour, how can something taste like cold?