Loot all corpses I come across.
How to jump while already in the air. nox66
– Also, how to jump twice my height. kane2742
Fallout has taught me to leave a few bottle caps, a few cigarettes, a .32 pistol and Dandy Boy Apples in every safe that I own.
Rolling gives me invincibility frames.
Jumping on turtles Ludechking
– If you don’t kick them afterwords, you haven’t finished the job. npw39487w3pregih
– FINISH HIM Ludechking
Rocket scientist thanks to kerbal space program
Also running a country thanks to the civilization series
– I’d be the world’s greatest king and worst father thanks to CK2. Blork32
How to engineer the perfect bio weapon thanks to plague inc! iRisingDemon
– Agreed. Keep it low key until everyone has it, then fu*k the planet up. geometric_goats
Look at real life problems like dark souls boss fights afy159
– “Honey we need to talk” Starts rolling around the room 44elite444
I learned 33 different forms of martial arts.
After getting shot I can heal myself by drinking a energy drink
How to become super rich by painting paintings that look like they’re made by elementary schoolers. i’ve played the sims a lot. kurageyumei
– How to date about 17 people a_monkey666
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I can summon a legion of killer chickens. Only downside is they only attack the summoner.
I catch animals in the woods and make them fight each other for my amusement. I’m training to be a pokemon master
Physics doesn’t apply to horses