I love baby boomers who say “kids don’t even know how to write cursive” in a negative way like ok grandma you can’t even turn your laptop on without getting 6 viruses and wiring half your retirement money to a Nigerian Prince.
fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3
“This generation can’t take a joke”
Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don’t like racist jokes.
If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation, I’d have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined.
Baby Boomers: *to wee Millennials* The world is dangerous. There are people out there waiting to hurt you. Stay indoors.
Baby Boomers: Kids these days are lazy. They don’t go outside. They don’t exercise. What’s wrong with this generation.
*Pokemon Go comes out*
Baby Boomers: Why are all these Millennials outside? What are they doing in my park? I don’t like this.
Baby boomers blame millennials for everything BUT WHO PUT CARPET OVER ALL THESE HARDWOOD FLOORS PATRICIA
“millennials killed department stores” baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny
Just baby boomers things
baby boomer: why r there holes in ur jeans? u rip those urself?
me (smart & woke): why r there holes in the ozone? u rip those urself?
Adults always bit*h about millennials being glued to their phones, but if we miss one call or text they scream at us for not being diligent snd having our phone with us?
Baby boomers be making 170k a year and don’t know how to rotate PDFs
You know what, older generation? Maybe you ARE better than us.
Better at being racist, homophobic,sexist, and creating the worst job and housing market this country had ever seen and then dumping it all on our laps, sprinkling it with insults, and then having the nerve to call us selfish and lazy even though more of us volunteer our time for things we care about and work and go to school and the same time.
Maybe we won’t do “better” than you, but we can’t possibly worse.
baby boomers: “The youth of today is so disrespectful.”
also baby boomers: “I asked for a burger with only ketchup, but you didn’t put pickles on it and I like pickles, so I’m gonna need to scream at you until your manager offers me a coupon for a free large coffee.”
My dad is a loud climate change denier but also won’t retire in south Florida cuz “it’s going to sink into the ocean” lol baby boomers are fun
me: *texting my mom that i love her and that i hope she has a great day*
some middle aged artist across the street: *sees that i’m on my phone and creates a whole art piece about how cell phones are sucking the souls out of people and are the root of all evil*
kids these days have it too easy” said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21
need it to live. next question
#HowToConfuseAMillennial Crash their economy and then condescendingly ask why so many of them are living with their parents.
When we were kids, they told us we could grow p to be anything
now they laugh at us for trying
Before we blame Millennials for everything, we should probably remember who raised them. Baby Boomers are easily the worst generation of parents in American history