1. “No no, you misunderstand. It’s an honor for you. To be allowed to draw for me.”
2. We don’t settle for mediocre deals…
3. I suppose I am heartless
4. The only thing that’ll cure my condition is a new profile picture.
5. Okay first off, I’m not going to be paying you to make a website that will be free to visit. That doesn’t make sense. And secondly, stop using words like ‘rates’ and ‘estimates.’ It makes you look like an asshole.
6. But it’s free…
7. If they live with their parents, they don’t need money. End of story.
8. I need a free 100-mile bus trip for 20 people and don’t you dare offer me any less.
9. Thanks for knocking down the price, now how about you knock down the price?
10. Well can I get an apology?
11. Oh fu*k you, I’m trying to get you in on the ground floor of this app I want you to build for free because it’s about to blow up.
12. The person who asked for a discount, then offered the exact same item back — for a higher price than the original