Welcome to the USA’ version of Canada.
Trees and weed and water and rain and coffee.
You’re not welcome, but we’ll take your money.
Beige in every way imaginable.
1/2 yuppie, 1/2 hillbilly and also Stephen King.
6. New York
NYC is not all of New York
There are a lot of fun things to do in the rest of the state.
It’s too cold to be sober.
The most american ‘Murican part of America
We may be 49th in everything, but thank God for Mississippi.
Whatever makes your state special, somewhere here we have one almost as good, or better.
We can’t actually see Russia from our backyards.
12. North Carolina
Slowly joining civilization.
A humid place filled with tourists, old people, rednecks.
Where rednecks and northerners collide.
It’s cold in the winter, warm in the summer, and it’s pop not soda.
Everything is the sh*ttiest here.
New Orleans is a fun place full of good people, Cajun country is filled with Gallic charm, and we’re sorry about the rest.
19. New Jersey
Hope you like traffic.
Western and Eastern cities hate each other, and the middle is Amish folk and farms.
With horses, bourbon, and state parks, we’re not as bad as you’ve heard.
Everyone will tell you they’re from Chicago when they grew up in the suburbs.
Legal gambling, legal prostitution. Lots of beautiful desert, Area 51. 24/7 liquor stores.
We’re not Iowa
It is acceptable to put Old Bay Seasoning on any/all food items.
27. North Dakota
Same as South Dakota.
28. Rhode Island
The poor man’s Massachusetts.
Mormons and Snowboarding
We’re good at recycling!
The rest of the country doesn’t know sh*t about us.
Corn and football; All we have, and all we need.
The surrounding states come here to ski and gawk at scenery and buy maple syrup.
It’s flat, and really windy.
Too far north to have mild winters, too far south to have mild summers.
37. New Mexico
We’re poor and we consider “pain” a flavor.
It’s great being so close to Boston and NYC but in reality we rarely leave home.
The farther you go north, the richer they are!
Too many Californians and Floridans are moving here.
41. West Virginia
Don’t you say one damn negative thing about coal.
42. South Carolina
Land of sweet tea, rednecks and “Hey! We seceded from the Union first!”
We take all your money and destroy your car with our sh*thole roads.
A state where it is acceptable to wear pajamas in public all the time.
45. South Dakota
The record for fastest temperature change.
46. New Hampshire
Beautiful landscape in all 4 seasons. Full of f*cking a*sholes.
Go vols and look at that mountain.
Get the hell out while you still can!
LOTS of chicken farms.
We have waffle house and Asians.
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