1. Well sh*t.
2. Watched a French swat team and this happened
3. Congrats on a new Chandelier, Neighbour!
4. PRN 6969 – my girlfriend’s state given license plate number
5. This perfect “story in three panels” of my cousin.
7. They’re fu*ked
8. Ah well
9. They look dry enough
10. My cousin’s legs after a day in the sun in ripped jeans
11. This a**hole flew through two panes of glass. Shook it off. Destroyed my bedroom. Shit on everything he destroyed, and then had the audacity to smile at me as he was being escorted from the premises.
12. So the person driving in front of me on the highway today didn’t close his toolbox all the way…
13. They deserve it.
14. Got a sandwich stuck in vending machine. Bought a drink to push the sandwich. Damn.
15. Better luck next year sis
16. Someone forgot that MRIs are giant fucking magnets
17. Always put paint in the boot
18. It’s been going for a week. I don’t think it’ll stop anytime soon.
19. Think you’re having a bad day?
20. The State Department nailed my girlfriend’s passport