Slipped and fell while photographing a wedding party. Snapped a pic on the way down.
Phone went off in the middle of a ceremony. The middle-aged Priest was unamused, paused the ceremony and started lecturing on the etiquette of church service. Turns out it was his phone ringing.
Someone wasn’t watching how much birdseed the bridal party took.
Entire wedding party was Marine officers. My daughters played hide-and-seek during the reception. Youngest hid so well that it stopped the party. The DJ even urged her to show herself. Panicked, a military grade perimeter search ensued. Marines 1, five year old 0.
On the morning of the wedding, I decided to trim my eyebrows. I was distracted, and held the trimmer backwards. Shaved off my whole eyebrow. I painted it back with Halloween makeup.
I was ready to walk down the aisle and we couldn’t find my dad. My mom had to call him in the middle of the ceremony… he was in his room watching football thinking he still had 30 minutes. I laughed so hard.
I was photographing a wedding and a groom showed up. he looked very confused. He didn’t recognize anyone. Wrong groom, wrong church, wrong date.
After my dad walked me down the aisle, but before he gave me away, he asked my fiancée “Did you bring the money?”
Walking grandma down the aisle she whispers “its sad ashley will never be married”. I’m Ashley.
Thirty years ago my dad accidentally locked himself in the church bathroom and managed to break down the door five minutes before he was to marry my mom.
At my wedding when I was repeating the vows I accidentally said “I Megan Katherine…” Which is my wife’s name.
The Groomsmen wrapped the Bride & Grooms car in Saran Wrap at the reception. Took them 2 days to get into it, they missed their honeymoon & filed for annulment after 3 days because of irreconcilable differences.
Gave a speech I’d prepared a week prior. Had a joke, “this day is so emotional, even the cake is in tiers.” Pointed over to the cake table, and there were cupcakes.
My son tried to start the electric slide during my cousin’s vows and cried when nobody joined in.
As a prank I tied granny panties around my thigh instead of a garter… My husband didn’t find it as funny as I did.
When I was a flower girl in a wedding they forgot to bring my flowers so I carried a stuffed bear
The priest asked ..any objections, her 90 year old Italian grandpa stood up silent for a min, sat saying “no no, I kid, I kid”
My cousin had a beautiful outdoor wedding. He was having trouble getting through his vows. At the same time a mosquito landed on his head and the bride smacked him. Of course the guests couldn’t see the mosquito and so we all sat there speechless.
The day after, my husband got a Facebook message from a guest so embarassed that her husband accidentally took the top tier of our cake home because it was wrapped up in a doggie bag by the exit and he thought it was for the guests to take.
At our wedding, my wife’s dad performed the ceremony. He pronounced us Chad and Jina Olbinski. My name is Mike.