1. I texted all of my contacts: “Happy New Year!”. I’m posting the most thematic responses on appropriate subreddits.
2. Found this fella on a post about Tupac
3. Conversation gone wrong over some douche I was texting
4. So smart they became the teacher!
5. A friend of mine on Facebook always toes the “I am very smart” line but this morning he jumped right over it
6. “You must be fun at parties”
7. Smart boy wasn’t a fan of Infinity War
8. I Matched with Someone from my Bio and Chem Classes on Tinder; I Asked if She Wanted to Study Together, and She Said..
9. “That cat is quite hirsute!”
10. Boilogy master expertly takes down some birch
12. Nuanced banter
13. What’s MENSA?
14. I didn’t steal your phone, but after this conversation I will break it
15. I’m a software engineer and someone decided to be a smart a*s on bumble.
16. Combination of very smart, and the biggest a*shole I’ve ever spoken too.