First we insult bees by stealing their honey, and then we mock them by pouring it into the shape of the bear, their natural enemy
Has a bee ever landed on you, and instead of getting scared, you appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower
When someone says “can we please just enjoy one dinner without you bringing up how bees are dying at an alarming rate”
bdsm stands for Bees Do So Much for the environment
Wasps: bees, but not helping
Why are they called bees when they do A+ work
Me: “Bees are dying at an alarming rate we have to save them.”
Me when a bee flies near me:
God: Make them highly beneficial to the ecosystem.
Angel: Sure thing, boss.
God: Give ‘em the greatest knees of all time
My theory on the disappearing bees: the rapture already happened but only bees were deemed pure enough for heaven
Bees are willing to die to fu*k up your day and I respect that
her: talk dirty to me
me: bees are dying at an alarming rate
Bees don’t eat honey they make honey. Idk I think that’s sad.
the most powerful feeling I’ve ever had was being the only person at a picnic who is not afraid of bees
The best parts of beekeeping are the lasting friendships u make with 100,000 bees
A little about me: I’m a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don’t care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better.