1. Tinder has taught me to lower my standards
2. Why am I like this?
3. Poor Marissa… never underestimate deceptively emotional sonnets
4. High stakes date
5. Guess she’s not interested in letting me make a deposit.
6. Hit Em with the Double Tap
7. Two can play that game
8. I love contributing to the art community
9. Ladies, this is how it is DONE
10. My logic is flawless
11. Her bio: “Lmk know what your intensions are”
12. I couldn’t resist
13. They’re always taken…
14. I’d had a dream the previous night about food.
15. Not sure if I wanna risk it
16. The person who just went for it
17. Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through