Kind of mad that I’m not allowed a dog or a cat in my flat but I can presumably move a baby in any time I want
Just spent 22 bucks on shampoo for my dog but I’m still over here showering with 2 dollar suave
Me: *Sobbing* One minute he loves me and the next he wants nothing to do me!
Therapist: That’s pretty typical cat behavior….
My mom dressed up as my dog noooooo
Who is cyber bullying my son
Decided to make an album on my phone with the dogs photos so they’re “easier to find” when I want to show people. 209 photos later, I do not think this will be any easier.
We love Chacos
I’m the I have to tell the dogs where I’m going and when I’ll be back kind of dog mom.
If you’re having a bad day just know my dad replaced my senior picture with a picture of our dog
Saying “Bless You” out loud when my cat sneezes makes me
Recently confirmed that independently of each other, both my husband and I apparently tuck the dog in every night and kiss his forehead.
If my cat doesn’t like you then i can’t like you
Sorry i don’t make the rules
YO MY SON JUST GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL!!!!! LMAO
Hey sorry I’m late, I had to hold my cat like a baby.
My mum kept my baby clothes she knitted for me so I could put them on my future children so I did
How dare you call me mentally unstable, on this, the day of my cat’s quinceanera.
I’M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG
Sorry I wasn’t listening when you were talking about your dog. I was busy looking in my phone for a picture of my superior dog.
Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt.