I was in the beauty section at Walmart and over heard an old lady say “I need makeup” and her husband say “you can’t improve perfection hunny!”
I think my heart just exploded with happiness!
(overheard at Walmart) “..customer service needed in the sporting goods section… we have a customer by the balls”
4yrs ago a woman in walmart overheard my grandma say i wanted to be a veterinarian and she told us i was wasting my time because we don’t need veterinarians we need “actual doctors”
today she came into the clinic i work at and i saved her dogs life
just overheard a convo in walmart
son: mom you have too many kids
the mom: i know, which one should i get rid of?
Overheard a convo in Walmart between an older man and an older couple
Man: so how long have y’all been together?
Couple: 57 years
Man: heck y’all are still in the honeymoon phase
Couple: we sure are!
This made my heart smile
*overheard at walmart*
1: “I was soooo ready to punch her in the face”
2: “Well why didn’t you?”
1: “I was at a funeral.”
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Little boy in Walmart wants some candy and says to his mom “I know my rights, I can have it”
“You have no rights until your 18 and only then if I decide to give them to you”
This woman is my soulmate
Overheard a woman at Walmart describe her friend’s husband as “vegetarian but he’s fat and he hunts and he doesn’t believe in climate change.”
She called him a Redneck Vegan.
In Walmart, last minute #Thanksgiving shopping. Overheard one guy trying to coach another guy through the self checkout, saying: “Come on, it’s not Rocket Surgery.”
Overheard a guy in Walmart say to his kid “No, son, come back here! That’s not your grandma she just looks like her.”
Just overheard in the Riverton Wyoming Walmart:
“Will the party with the horse tied to the tree out front please move it. The lawn crew needs to mow through. Thank You.”
Girl I overheard in Walmart today: “you know those balls that go over the fence but the players still catch them? I’m that kind of catch, but all of these boys too scared to jump”
I need this confidence
*overheard conversations in walmart*
guy: so have you taken a shower yet?
girl: no but i was just gonna take one when i got home
guy: so ur telling me you’ve been walking around all day…. with poop on ur head… from a bird?
….. man u gotta love walmart
Overheard behind me in the return lane at Walmart tonight:
Little kid: “Mommy, did you fart??”
Kid: Well did you mo…
Kid’s mother in a hushed tone: Shut up!
Overheard in the beverage aisle at Walmart: Oh my gosh! Water has NO calories! Did you know that? That’s so crazy.
behind a boy in Walmart today buying a dozen roses and I over heard him talking to the cashier “they’re for my gf just cause” THERE IS HOPE
Overheard angry 4-yr old in Walmart last night: I will punch you right in the Sponge Bob!
Might have to use that prior to my next bar fight
Little girl I overheard at Walmart “it’s broken”
Mom- “why’s it’s broken?”
Little girl- “there’s boys in it.”
conversation i just overheard in walmart parking lot:
“i was walking to my car and it wasn’t where i parked it and all of a sudden i see some random guy DRIVING MY CAR”
Over heard in walmart…mother to daughter about 7 years old “AND THATS WHY YOU DONT EAT GLUE”