Paragraph 1: In tough economic times, it can seem impossible to pay off your debts & get on the property ladder. Here’s the inspiring tale of how one regular, average 30-year-old did it!
Paragraph 3: They always buy store-brand.
Paragraph 8: In 2008 their parents gave them 100k
Millenials. Walking around like they rent the place.
The economic realities of Baby boomers versus Millennials
If all millennials suddenly died the next day’s article would be “How millennials are driving up funeral costs”
This guy can kiss his dreams of home ownership goodbye
Oh you’re a millennial? name one industry you’ve killed
“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week
“Millennials are so entitled!”
Aye well I don’t see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet
cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today
millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)
I love how baby boomers think when millennials use their phones they’re just staring at a blank screen like mindless zombies…like no bit*h i’m reading the news and lookin at anime tiddies, the future is NOW karen
babyboomers: when will Bridget Jones find love and who will she choose in this nebulous love triangle
millennials: how on earth did Bridget afford her own flat in Borough market when she works in publishing
There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought
Millennials: *treats self to a nice lunch*
Baby boomers: If you would stop wasting so much money on non-necessities then you’d be able to buy your own house!
Millennials: *doesn’t spend money on non-necessities*
Baby boomers: WHY AREN’T MILLENNIALS BUYING FABRIC SOFTENER? OR DIAMONDS? THEY’RE KILLING THE PAPER NAPKIN INDUSTRY! MILLENNIALS ARE SO CHEAP!
Baby boomers be making 170k a year and don’t know how to rotate PDFs
This has probably been done, but fu*k it