Overheard on an archaeological dig program “Jamie was hopeful that his bone drought would end.” Me too, Jamie… me too
Overheard my kids talking.
“Uh. Jaden. Why do you have those dots on your face?”
“It’s called acne Raven.”
Overheard a kid asking his mom why they were watching Incredibles 2 when he hasn’t even seen the first movie yet and she really said “honey, i told you this already….we’re here for me…not you…”
just overheard this 10 year old kid at work say “I’m just going to marry myself so I can get a ring and a fancy dress”. She’s on the right track.
Overheard in Toronto:
“Team Germany looks like every guy that has ever ghosted me.”
Overheard in Walmart:
Mom to yelling child: “you need to take a chill pill!”
Child: “no I don’t! And chill pills aren’t real anyway!”
…………………. lmao sis
today i overheard “if #TeamAquaria doesn’t win drag race i’m just going to stop being gay”
honey i don’t think that’s how that works…
Overheard in the prep room: “WTF, what is this thing? I’m sorry, I never have seen this Pokemon and I really need to catch it.”
Overheard in the Newsroom: “You haven’t reached peak beat reporting until you’re sitting on a sidewalk, filing a story in front of a closed Church’s Chicken in Whalley at 6 in the morning.”
We are at my cousin’s little league game and Sarah overheard a lady say “God that was more stressful than childbirth and at least I had drugs then. ”
My coworker ended a long term relationship and he moved into an apartment. I just overheard him talking, “I swore I’d never have throw pillows again, but they ended up moving with me and I just like them.”
overheard at the mall
guy 1: dude, why weren’t you playing fortnite last night?
guy 2: i was watching twilight
me, to myself: fair enough
Just overheard a woman say that her high heeled pumps made her toes feel like “the devil’s baby teeth” and I hope to describe something that accurately someday
A real conversation between a father and son I overheard at Jade’s Palace:
Father: “If you wanna eat that piece of pizza, eat that piece of pizza. But ask yourself after, ‘Do you love yourself?’ Of course you do. You just ate that piece of pizza.”
Son: “Okay Dad”
Overheard @ Starbucks “What’s HTML? Is that a social media platform?”
Overheard at work today at a table of moms:
Mom 1: who’s ready for wine Wednesday?! You ladies got some catching up to do!
Moms 2 & 4:…..
Mom 3: Nancy it’s Thursday
Mom 1: who’s ready for tequila Thursday?!
Just overheard this gem at work
A: I need to leave now to go to my kid’s school
A’s manager: Why? What happened?
A: My kid licked a toad he found during recess and I need to go collect him now
A’s mananger: Wha- your kid did what?
A: Licked a toad, okay?? Just let me go
(Overheard at Target)
Mom: We have GOT to get out of here.
6-ish yr old: Ya, ’cause dad is gonna FREAK OUT if he sees how much stuff we got.