1. My mom is bad.
2. Give us food or we will put the cat toy in your pants.
3. Dad, remember…Father and son day is not ‘Father sleeps on his bed day,’ understand?
4. I am running away because you think I farted when I didn’t. P.S. You are mean.
5. Dear Mom and Dad, don’t bother to give me dinner I’m not that hungry. From the saddest person in the world.
6. Hi mom, why did you go to the concert without us!!!!!!!!! You lied and said you will be at work.
7. Dear Valerie, get out of my life.
8. You’re never going to hear me talk again.
9. Don’t look at Facebook. Look at adopting a puppy.
10. You are the worst people ever.
11. Matt Braeden is being soooooooo mean to me. Hunt him down and crush him please.
12. Good morning, I see my assassins have failed.
13. Bella is bored because Bella doesn’t have electronics.
14. Dear Mom, you got a mustache.
15. Dear Brody, Miss P. made me write you this note. All I want to say sorry for is not being sorry ’cause I tried to feel sorry but I don’t.
16. To Mum, let me outside or I will break this family.