1. This sunflower doesn’t want to face East
2. Worst flight ever
3. Just look at the time!
4. I lost a loved one today. I’m not sure which one yet, but whoever cuts cheese cake like this is dead to me.
5. Spent hours completing this mildly infuriating puzzle and now I can’t.
6. Someone at work asked if they could have one of my Sudafed.
7. This stovetop
8. The circle on the Netflix volume control isn’t centred on the line.
9. My roommate using the incorrect size screen protector
10. My 3 year old insisted on that pink one
12. The colour choice for the emergency door buttons on a bus.
13. That one window…
14. My door number is 308, they installed it upside down though.
15. One tile in the whole building. ONE!!!!
16. This guy’s tattoo
17. This Shitf key
18. Toughest OCD decision of my life
19. This line on every page of my notebook.
20. This elevator button panel.
21. These tables at my teaching workshop
23. The Monopoly deed cards are cut wrong. I can barely focus on bankrupting my kids.
24. Number of holes in these waffles doesn’t match the iron they are sitting in.
25. United terminal, O’Hare airport, Chicago