1. So my buddy fell off the roof the other day.
2. Safety first
3. Hey, you push this couch out the window, I’ll stand on my car and grab it.
4. On vacation in Egypt. Called a plumber to fix the toilet. He calmly climbs out of the window in his flip flops.
5. Safety first, sure
6. Visual representation of why women live longer than men
7. Tired of working
8. So THAT’S how they do it…
9. Welding protection
11. What could go wrong?
12. Freshmen… Amiright?!
13. Demolition Man
14. It ain’t gonna drive itself home
15. Necessity – the mother of invention.
16. This will be just fine
17. Don’t worry, they’re wearing helmets
18. No ladder needed
19. Normal day in portugal
20. Like my foreman told me “if you fall, you’re fired before you hit the ground.”