1. This ice cream cone that asked its hair dresser to trim only an inch off the top
2. This popsicle that is really happy you’re going to eat it
3. This chili-cheese dog that took it a little too seriously on the “cheese” part
4. This bread that understands no one wants a dried cranberry in their baked goods
5. This chip that can not live up to its birth name, “Tostitos Scoops”
6. This popsicle that was woken up too early from its nap
7. Why didn’t they just remove half the packaging as well?
8. Well, this sandwich that is 99.9% bread
9. My niece ordered a clown ice cream and got this monstrosity
10. This sponge cake that doesn’t deliver on its promise
11. The Starbucks ultimate caramel Crapuccino
12. It looks like they threw a piece of cheese at my fish sandwich on its way to my car.
13. This candy that looks like Captain America just got out of an intense battle
14. When ‘pizza’ is on a bagel, you can eat ‘pizza’ anytime.
15. This risotto that is still healthier than most anything else I’m eating
16. This taiyaki that gives you more than you pay for
17. This pizza that is great for anyone who really likes thin crust
18. This was the last straw, Arbys. I knew better but tried anyway… never again! (Bacon Beef and Cheddar Burger)
19. This cheesecake that tries to give you some variety in each bite
20. This sponge bob ice cream that gives kids nightmares.
21. This chicken that says it’s actually cooked, but is it really?