Your Crush Liked Your Tweet
Alexa teleport my crush to my bed
Welp guess thats it for me
This really throws me in a loop…
Adventurously drunk texting my crush is my aesthetic
Having a crush on urself > having a crush on a boy
Someone on this train has the text tone that I used to have on my iTouch for my crush and I am suddenly obsessed with Michael from 5th grade all over again and super excited that he’s texting me back!
“Why you keep smiling at your phone? You texting your crush?” Mhmm
That would be nice af if he was my husband
Remember, this valentines day isn’t different from any other day
IMAGINE your crush having a crush on you
Wow! Amazing right!
Now go back to the first word.
After experiencing “feelings” i have decided that this just isn’t for me but thank you for the opportunity
You, a fool: stalking your crush on Instagram
Me, an intellectual: checking his skills & endorsements on LinkedIn
God having a crush on someone is EXHAUSTING it’s been like 4 days and i’m already OVER IT
The look you give when your crush walks by
Talking to my crush like
PRIEST: let us offer each other the sign of peace
CRUSH: peace be with you
ME: please be with me
When your crush tells a joke that you either didn’t understand or that wasn’t that funny so you need to pretend it was