1. This doorway for only the brightest of career people
2. This is a keyboard cover. There is no dirt or food on it.
3. This product that’s perfect for body builders trying to gain a…mmm…GIANT A*S
4. Saw this ad for a shirt that’s supposed to say Saturday.
5. This ambulance garage logo with a very reassuring flatlining EKG
6. Braille numbering on a bumpy surface.
7. That’s nice
8. Are they cannibals?!
9. That damn smile…
10. Just don’t be happy
11. Upon walking in this bathroom at the supermarket I was initially disgusted at filth and lack of cleanliness until a closer look revealed it was designed this way.
12. This set-up which allows you to turn off the lights and sanitize your hands AT THE SAME DAMN TIME (whether you want to or not)