Just when I thought this format was dead
Owning a cat is hearing things crash during the night and deciding its a problem for tomorrow you
My relationship with my cat is like when Leia says “I love you” and Han says “I know” except then Han knocks over everything on my desk
I see cats have started writing for the telegraph
My cat figured out how the fridge works and now he’s turnt on fresh, crisp water
Do you even cat?
We have Kevin working full time distressing leather furniture for hipster coffee bars
LOOK AT HOW HAPPY MY CAT IS THAT I BROUGHT HER A FRESH PAPER BAG