1. Because posting it on Facebook solves the problem
2. Girl gets choosy about biology notes
3. Yeah, I dunno CHRISTIAN
4. Something I would do…
5. Needs a miracle, but not that one.
6. The guy who thought $2 was a steep price
7. Babysitter wanted, must be in collage
8. Please pay me $100 to look after my house
9. Don’t offer me a ride if you’re not also willing to pay for parking
10. The football fan who stands for the anthem but sits on the flag:
11. The chicken who?
12. Am I out of touch? No, it’s the decades of science that are wrong.
13. Maybe they were closed, Kathy.
14. Do I really need to explain this?
15. Way to burn the 9-year-old, lady
16. The customers from hell
17. I’m glad he has his eye on the ball.