1. This wife, who got her husband a Valentine’s Day cake with this sweet message
2. Here you go!
3. Can I get a little something for breakfast?
4. This wife, who has some feelings about her husband’s pain tolerance level
5. This wife, who knows who’s boss in the relationship…her
6. This wife, who took a dig at her husband’s dating history
7. This wife, who intentionally mismatched all of her husband’s socks after he poked fun at her OCD
8. This wife, who put this on her husband’s side of the bed after he forgot to empty the diaper pail
9. This wife, who put a warning sign above the toilet her husband frequents
10. This wife, who left her husband a sweet toothpaste message on the morning of his vasectomy
11. This wife, who wants to make sure her husband doesn’t let his guard down
12. This wife, who not only hacked into her husband’s phone to post this Facebook status, but also loaded a period tracker app while she was at it
13. This wife, who reached all the way back to the 80s to prank her husband
14. This wife, who sent her husband this hilarious text
15. This wife, who had the most savage response in the history of savage responses