1. Here’s a gift you’ll definitely want to give to gramps
2. This one really gets you hooked
3. Maybe “cop” or “bobbie” would have worked better?
4. Uh…probably not the best title to display right now…
5. This book seems like a real downer.
6. Instill the fear in your kids with this one.
7. You’ll really want to know how this one ends
8. Here’s one that will definitely strengthen your beliefs
9. Can’t make it to the circus? That’s okay, you can just read about it in this book
10. Here’s an interesting one.
11. …Maybe I don’t wanna know.
12. Learn all you need to know about daddy in this book.
13. A strictly educational book
14. A book that really pushes your curiosity.
15. A book that explains where those nose pickers really came from