1. Customers who do stuff like this just to be petty
This is why servers hate people, & also why we drink.
2. Or pull this nonsense
3. People who don’t understand that if you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to eat out.
4. Like, you realize servers aren’t responsible for the actual cooking, right?
5. Anyone who thinks this is funny
I actually laughed really hard
6. People who come in with a literal novel of dietary restrictions
7. People who order like this
8. They wanted lots of veggies
9. People who use god as an excuse for not tipping well
10. Like, seriously, jesus ain’t gonna pay my bills
11. Customers who let their children act like animals and completely trash the place
12. Diners who make a mess in the bathroom
13. People who rip apart their straw wrappers and coasters just to be annoying
14. Customers who ask you to split their check into like 10 separate bills
15. People who do this, then complain about being up-charged for it