1. Instant old man when he’s angry
2. Just trying to get a little breakfast around here
3. This baby looks like a middle aged lrish man
4. This baby can’t drink milk anymore because of what it does to “the pipes”
5. This baby is a withered farmer
6. I was a balding baby
7. Not amused in the slightest.
8. All of this baby’s furniture is covered in plastic wrap
9. This baby already sick of his grandchild’s sh*t
10. My son was born just in time for his 80th birthday
11. This baby gets a senior discount from Babys ‘R’ Us
12. This baby is on aarp
13. This baby just heard someone say something mean about Vice President John Nance Garner, and, honestly, is a bit peeved
15. My cousin’s 3-week-old son
16. This baby just yelled at some kids to get off her lawn and doesn’t even know what a lawn is
17. This is what newborn norwegians looks like.
18. This baby is Danny DeVito. Like, seriously. Have you ever seen this baby and Danny DeVito in the same room?