jack black: A RIGGADIDDLY DOOOOO FLEEEHUUUUOOOO
11 year old me: this is the best movie of all time
Imagine having chills and then imagine those very chills multiplying. That’s what life is like for John Travolta
It’s been 16 years and I still can’t believe how the fu*k they managed to sneak Scooby Doo on a plane in this disguise
Imagine this: it’s 4 am, you call an uber, your Uber’s name is “Stuart”, you’re waiting, it’s says your Uber is here but you see nothing, you feel a nudge on your leg, you look down, there’s a little red convertible, it’s your uber, your uber driver is Stuart Little
Okay so it’s a ton of dogs. Dalmatians. 100 of ‘em. I call it “100 Dalmatians.”
[idea man pipes in]
Let’s think bigger
THE TIME OF MY LIFE
AND I NEVER FELT THIS WAY BEFORE
The mayor from Jaws is still the mayor in Jaws 2. It is so important to vote in your local elections.
*slams hands on table*
HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL?
The most amazing thing about Finding Dory is how they managed to put a receding hairline on a fish
I’ve spent 30 years thinking about how Molly Ringwald’s sushi lunch in The Breakfast Club was sitting in a warm library for 4 hours.
[whispering to date when a genius in a movie does math on a window pane] That looks right
Good Cop: tell us where you hid the money
Cop Who Likes Space Jam: Let’s watch space jam
Liam Neeson wants to join Twitter.
*types username LiamNeeson*
“Sorry that username is Taken.”
I have a particular set of sk
My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fu*k up a villager with a baseball bat.
We’re only like 3 Fast & Furious movies until they go to space and I’ll buy two tickets to each of those three to make it happen
Mulholland Dr explained
uhhh of course i’m going to see mamma mia 2 for the 500th time it’s called mamma mia here we go again not mamma mia here we go once
Missed connections: you sat in front of me during Transformers 4. I was the guy saying “this is wild” every time they transformed.
Controversial opinion: Jack Skellington, a skeleton, should not be the “Pumpkin King.” The king of the pumpkins should be a fellow pumpkin.
I would have instantly hit ET with a hammer and screamed the entire time