1. Needless to say, I don’t think it’s good news
2. Hail damage to moon roof
This Is What Hail Damage To A Moon Roof Looks Like
3. Star Wars disappointment
4. Maybe a bit too much rain
5. Wholesome, but still…
6. Stolen porch
7. At least it’s funny for the dad
8. Is there anything worse than this?
9. My classmate dyed his hair and then realized he was allergic to hair dye
10. Nothing but trouble
11. I’m a beginner beekeeper and I am told that a sting to the face is a rite of passage..So I have that going for me..which is nice
12. Thank You, Facebook…
13. Good luck using that excuse
14. Bride-to-Be’s wig fell off during the engagement shoot, but she totally owned the moment
15. A bird flew in my window, sh*t on my laptop, and decided to die right in front of me. How’s your day going?
16. Wife asked me to check if the chickens laid any eggs. I’m gonna say no.
17. New skelton found in Pompeii: this guy was running from the eruption, when a 300kg boulder hit him right in the face
19. I split up with my boyfriend yesterday. I fell asleep while he was packing and he stole my toilet.
20. Elyse brought home a new kitty today! Gavin Hoefs recorded them bonding on the way home
21. Apparently, Spanish slang for “fart” is “pedo”. My 71 year-old coworker showed up to work with this.
22. That’s why you shouldn’t wear jeans with holes on sunny days.
23. About to arrive for an interview in a new suit, realise they left the tag on….
24. He will wake up to a haunting realization
25. Guess I’ll die
26. This modelling job was a mistake
27. Took a shower before work today, looked down to grab a bottle of shampoo and see this!
28. A crow stole 100 bucks from these guys.
29. My gf wanted to cook for me
30. My doctor charges me $65 for being fat