The photojournalist’s dilemma: save your girlfriend’s pasta or get the shot of a lifetime?
Cat: omg ew ur obsessed with me
I present u all with my grandpa’s cat, panson
[some dude doesn't like me]
who gives a sh*t
[a cat doesn't like me]
RIP cat who thought sunglasses would stop Medusa
HUMANS: Here’s some food, water, and a lifetime of affection
CATS: Here’s my a*shole
My cats weird as fu*k
For my cat’s birthday I’m covering my coffee table with change, bottle caps, pens & gum wrappers so he can just knock it all onto the floor.
My friend’s cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money.
WIFE: the cat just got back from the vet
W: He’s very sensitive about his appearance, so please dont laugh at him
M: how bad could it be
Sometimes I’ll ask my cats like “are you a good kitty?” and they just look at me and my wife will say “answer your father”
My cat always looks like she just watched you take the last slice of pizza without offering to split it
HE WANT LOOPS.
I made my kitten a sweater so he wouldn’t get chilly with the A/C on and now he thinks he’s a stud
[Testing Cat-Human Translator]
Scientist: Cat, what is your name?
Cat: I AM KANG THE DESTROYER
Owner: It’s not working. His name is Socks.
“Go back to bed. This doesn’t concern you.”
Can’t stop looking at this photo of a cat falling off a table.
Why is this cat’s shadow batman
“What did we ever do to deserve dogs?” – humans
“Oh, fu*k off.” – cats