Everyone hates millennials until it’s time to convert a PDF into a Word document
Idk who made the original, but I am proud of my edits.
[wheel of fortune]
me: id like to buy a vowel
pat: arent u a millenial
me: [sigh] id like to rent a vowel
Fu*king pay us maybe
I love baby boomers who say “kids don’t even know how to write cursive” in a negative way like ok grandma you can’t even turn your laptop on without getting 6 viruses and wiring half your retirement money to a Nigerian Prince
Millenials. Walking around like they rent the place.
Because they’re the only thing we can afford to raise to adulthood.
You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died
Signing texts is so dumb. It’s OBVIOUS who it’s from. Old people are so lame. -Me, as I sign my emails
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“This generation can’t take a joke”
Our entire generation laughs at fu*king internet memes all day long we just don’t like racist jokes
There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
“Don’t open an email from me, I’ve been hacked.”
Tonight’s Law And Order: SVU ep has a guy who calls a woman a “millennial poptart.” please refer to me as such whenever possible.
Changing my office voicemail to say the following: “
“Hi, I’m a millennial. I’ll never check this so please just email me, pretty please.”
BOOMERS: When I was your age, I made $32k a year and owned a home, a car, and had no debt. Stop being such whiny brats.
Baby boomers blame millennials for everything BUT WHO PUT CARPET OVER ALL THESE HARDWOOD FLOORS PATRICIA
Need it to live. next question
Millennial culture is when your friend actually calls you on your actual phone and the first words out of your mouth are, “Are you ok?”
Save all of us some time and replace every word of your weird article about millennials w “aging is uncomfortable and I’m afraid of change”
Once someone was like “millennials don’t answer a door if they aren’t expecting anyone???” and i get why the 70s had so many serial killers
plz stop calling Gen Zers ‘millennials’! Millennials don’t eat TIDE PODS we eat freaking avocados and a*s.
Baby boomers talk a lotta sh*t for a generation that always needs help connecting to the wifi.