I love it when people walk past on their phones and you only catch random parts of their sentences.
Ie. “You’re not giving me hair style vibes!”
“We are pushing against an open door” WTF does that mean?
“I hate when I have too much month left at the end of my money.”
Nah not her. Her haircut look like she don’t know how to twerk
“I sing when I poop just because it’s long and I am bored” -Roommate, during supper
“Daddy, can I go to London? My favorite YouTuber went there and saw 15 Bugatti’s. ”
“I’m sorry that your balloon broke, but you can’t chew on balloons.”
Overheard at Target: “You don’t need books for school. You’re in preschool.” “But what if I have to draw something!?”
Overheard from my street level apartment:
Woman: “WHY ARE YOU WALKING SO FAST?”
Man in a firm tone: “I’m just walking my normal speed.”
“TALK ABOUT PORNHUB’S SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE!” overheard yelled across mastry’s
“Are you yelling for me?”
“No we’re just yelling.”
“Whoever does not want root beer, is evil” boi yes thank you
“You’re 8 years old and neurotypical, you don’t need to watch Curious George” overheard in Target
Heard late walking home from work.
“I’d Totally chow down on myself if I could! Why won’t you?”
An older couple is sitting next to me in the waiting room having a conversation and I hear him say:
“Please don’t whisper. Just say it out loud.”
“Get some good ground beef.”
Don’t be ashamed of your love of some good ground beef!