1. Surprise! Drama in the apartment building this morning! FYI, this is not our door and not our note, but now I’m really curious as to what prompted this.
2. OK, OK, OK…WHAT THE? Dave! What on earth!
4. Speaking of co-worker drama, you know there’s more to this story!
5. Yeah, Mike.
6. Ooh, what’s going on here? Is the parker the a*shole? Or is the anti-parker?!
8. Sarah, where are you?
Sarah, I waited ALL DAY now I’ll let the police know you sold me the trailer!
9. Something…is amiss.
10. What traumatic experience did this Uber driver have with a passenger?
11. So…guess what I found at work today…hung from an “Exit” sign…
12. Only because you said please.
13. Seems like a trick..