Being in a relationship is just yelling “WHAT?” from different rooms for thirty years and then you die
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keeping our marriage fresh/exciting via texts
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Marriage is basically agreeing to not sleep in a comfortable position again for the rest of your life.
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*pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower*
me: Are we – stop screaming, it’s just me- are we out of Cheetos?
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My husband is on the roof – only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life.
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The secret to a successful long-term relationship is the ability to laugh at the same joke 3,682,000 times.
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dating: its cute that you dont eat all the chicken off a wing
marriage: there’s like $1.75 worth of chicken left on those bones, meghan
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*watching husband sleep*
Me: “I just love him so much, he’s my everyth-”
Me: “I can’t live like this.”
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Him: *wraps his arms around me & softly kisses just below my ear* goodnight, my love
Me: *reaches back to touch his face* get the fu*k off my side of the bed
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Being in a long term relationship means getting into a fight while making quesadillas because there’s not enough cheese for the both of you
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Being married means every day is an episode of Amazing Race Couples Edition – only it’s just me trying to find stuff my husband misplaced while he is behind me yelling “you threw it away didn’t you?”
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I came home and it took me 45 mins to find my wife. She is hiding in this couch. Pro tip: Marry your best friend.
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Writing a love poem called “Put the Dishes in the Dishwasher, but Not Like That.”
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Husband 1st year of marriage: I don’t want a TV in bedroom & let’s not eat in bed.
Me 14th year of marriage: hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
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My marriage has turned into a nightly routine of my wife and I running down the list of reasons we should go to bed early so we can wake up and get sh*t done the next day, then by the 675th cat gif on reddit we both yell “how the fu*k is it 3am?!” Worth it. I love her.
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