Canadians: Looking forward to closely following congressional and gubernatorial races across the country, big day for you all eh?
Americans: We wanna FU*K your Prime Rib Justin Timberlake or whatever the hell your president’s name is lmfao
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My wife reporting from the local community center on the huge number of millennials waiting to vote: “It looks like a line for avocado toast.”
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Bet i was the only constituent at my polling place to slap an “I voted” sticker on each tit without breaking eye contact with the old guy manning the table
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*finishes voting, begins poll dancing*
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I just voted and I don’t want to brag but I’m pretty sure I got all the questions right
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ME: did you vote yet?
SON: I’m 5
ME: if you don’t vote, you can’t complain
SON: complain about what?
ME: wow can you hear yourself right now?
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My father-in-law asked me, “You vote?” & I said yes, women can vote now, it’s even encouraged.
He said, “You don’t HAVE to vote,” & I said well I also didn’t have to marry your son but here we are.
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[sister christian voice] Voterin’
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[while being murdered]
me: you voted already, right?
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