1. This person who hopefully misspelled the word “cologne.”

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2. This person who was SURE they wanted Fork Knife.

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3. This person who had a special birthday dinner planned.

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4. This person who just now learned the phrase “might as well”.

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5. This person who wants you to just say NO to sauce.

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6. This person who accidentally said “feel day”, and her friends had a field day.

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7. This person who might want to turn the captions on when watching HGTV.

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8. This person whose milk is apparently very inspiring.

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9. This person who seems to be looking for the phrase “no offense”.

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10. This person who had a delicious interpretation of the phrase “beck and call”.

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11. This person who is hopefully selling an ottoman, not their grandmother’s abdomen.

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12. This person who meant to make a graduation cake for a valedictorian.

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13. This person who came so very close to identifying Abraham Lincoln on a test.

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14. This person who apparently thought the word “essay” was an acronym.

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15. This person who had a very creative way of spelling “deja vu.”

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16. This person, who should definitely learn how to spell “Shih Tzu.”

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17. This person whose phone was presumably “confiscated”.

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18. This mom, whose kids apparently remind her of a hole in a tire.

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19. This person who should probably not become a doctor.

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20. This person who tried to say that “looks can be deceiving”.

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