1. They can fill any container imaginable.

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2. They can move their ears like little satellite dishes, which they do often.

Airplane ears: engaged
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3. They’re unpredictable — this is great, don’t ask me why.

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4. And they all lead mysterious double-lives.

Hunter-gatherer – extremely ancient, yet important trade
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5. They’re good conversationalists.

This was her yelling at me when I stopped petting her to take a cute picture.
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6. Even when they’re destructive, they’re adorable!

First time owning a kitten – didn’t know they really did this stuff!
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7. They stand.

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8. They spook.

I said boo
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9. They sploot.

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10. They blep.

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11. And they loaf.

My precious mini loaf
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12. Their feet are far too perfect and pure for this foul world.

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13. And their teeth ain’t half bad either.

My neighbours cat, Rufus, likes to nap at my house, teefies out and all!
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14. They all love sinks! Every single one of them!

I don’t always sit in sinks, but when I do…
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15. They’re fancy and distinguished.

My cat will only sit like this after eating a full can of fancy feast. Anything short of a full can and he won’t do it
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16. And they are big time — BIG TIME — busy bodies.

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And so I leave you with this

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