1. I went to the bathroom and forgot to shut the door

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2. Bring a toddler to a wedding they said, it will be cute they said…

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3. Momming ain’t easy

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4. “Mom, he’s too hot and he needs a fan.” Imagine waking up to this.

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5. I heard this kid yelling for his dad at Lowe’s, I went looking for him and…..

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6. Kept track of how many times my 3 year old asked me “why?” in one day.

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7. Don’t let your child use your laptop

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8. Have a Baby they said… it will be fun they said…. (Decibel meter for reference)

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9. Baking & prepping for her 1 year old’s birthday party

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10. We got these bathroom doors because we thought they were trendy. That was before we had a toddler.


11. Thug life

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12. My friend got tired of his kids losing the remotes

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13. Sometimes you get a playpen to keep the kid out!

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14. My cousins had a paint party at their daycare and now they look like a cartoon character when a bomb explodes

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15. Motherfu*king three-year-olds

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16. Walked in the bathroom to find our precious child “washing” a book he found.

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17. My baby ordered 94 dollars worth of pizza off an app called Slice that doesn’t ask for payment info verification when placing an order.

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18. Son to my wife: “Mommy , let’s play army guys. You can be this guy because he’s vacuuming.”

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19. Daughter’s first camping trip. This is how she wakes me up at 6:15 in the morning.

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20. My 4 year old found permanent markers and is so proud that he is now Darth Maul.

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