My friend Luke didn’t realise until he was an adult that lukewarm was a real temperature, he thought it was just a term his mum used to describe his bath water.
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Water is rly that bit*h. zero calories, hydrating, home for fish, beautiful in nature, etc. like she did NOT have to go that hard. but she did. and i am grateful
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If she showers in hot a*s water chances are she’ll treat you right
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Nothing more humbling than enthusiastically going to glug some water and just pouring it down yourself instead because you’re stupid and a human.
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How do yalls parents let ur bf/gf stay the night? like my mom get’s mad if i have too many water bottles in my room wtf
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Yall too old to be saying u don’t like vegetables and water
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my body: WATER WATER PLEASE
me: you – you want iced coffee??
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Purgatory is stepping in water in the kitchen but feeling too lazy to get another pair of socks
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Water is a drink whose flavor is it’s temperature
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