Girls don’t actually shop we just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’
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Sometimes my low pony looks cute but sometimes i look like a young man in colonial America eager to start his woodworking apprenticeship
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Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!”
Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”
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STOP EVERYTHING so one of my friends got married yesterday and she had POCKETS ON HER WEDDING DRESS which is just the best thing I have ever seen.

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The continued existence of straight women in 2018 should utterly disprove the idea that homosexuality is a choice.
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Once i hate your boyfriend for you there’s no going back. i don’t care that he apologized. i did this for you
RaxKingIsDead / Via twitter.com

Applying lip balm while you know someone’s watching you is a power move
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Thinking about dying my hair platinum blonde which means it’s time to see my therapist
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I use “bit*h” so much as a term of endearment that I forget ppl actually get offended by it
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Ariana had to learn the hard way what all women find out eventually: that sometimes you think a guy is amazing and funny and loving and sexy, but it turns out he’s just tall
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Every time I wear a tube top out there’s like a 49% chance I accidentally flash someone but sometimes that’s the price u gotta pay to look good am I right ladies
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Why did I ever let girls in layered hollister t-shirts and sparkly uggs bully me in middle school
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Girls go back to the guy that fu*ked them over 1000 times but won’t go back to the lady that fu*ked their nails up once.
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Men: seriously why do you need such a big bag?????
Also men: can I put this in your bag
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I think I’m starting to understand girls
Calling another girl bit*h = probably friends
Calling another girl sweetie = definitely not friends
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a therapist: expensive
a box of hair dye: $7
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i hate ranting to my boyfriend because he’ll use sound logic and reasoning and i’m really just looking for someone to be just as overdramatic about the situation as i am
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If you write a girl a handwritten note she’s keeping it forever no matter what happens
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