Me: *accidentally types url wrong one time*
Navigation Bar: [every day for 15 years] Do you wanna go to Faceboot today? Huh? You wanna visit a boot with a face on it? Huh, you piece of sh*t? Is that what you wanna do? Moron.
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Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting.
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My aunt got a google home for Xmas & she already has “Alexa”. This morning we were messing around with the google home and asked, “okay google what do you think of Alexa” and it answered “I like her blue light” and from across the room Alexa turned on and said “thanks”. im scared
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I want an app for each website I visit. And I want all of them to have loud videos that play automatically. This is my ideal user experience
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Password must contain capital letter, a number, an emotional arc, a male lead “struggling w/inner demons” & a strong female character.
Eden_Eats / Via twitter.com
frankcifaldi / Via twitter.com
Google: We really value your privacy
Twitter: We’d never collect anything
Apple: We securely encrypt everything on-device.
Facebook: Literally gives you an ad for something you dreamt about
MKBHD / Via twitter.com
goatmoonryong / Via twitter.com
Hey sory i just saw this mesage u sent last month even tho all my notifications make sounds and my phone is in my hand even when im sleeping
jonnysun / Via twitter.com
Much like bitcoins, I too am expensive and nobody understands me
jessforaminute / Via twitter.com
I hate how commercialized Amazon Prime Day has become.
markydoodoo / Via twitter.com
When the inventor of the USB stick dies they’ll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.
cluedont / Via twitter.com
me in 5th grade: if i can go on the computer today thatd be neat
me now: if im not scrolling twitter while i brush my teeth im going to die
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