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People who go out Christmas Eve actually scare me like sorry why are you not at home in bed in your fresh duvet covers & Pj’s asleep by 9 for santy
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*buys someone a Christmas gift*
don’t do it, wait until Christmas
don’t do it, wait until Christmas
don’t do it, wait until Christmas
don’t do it, wait until Christmas
don’t do it, wait until Christmas
don’t do it, wait until Christmas
me: here’s your gift!!!
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To the 53 people who’ve watched A Christmas Prince every day for the past 18 days: Who hurt you?
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A colleague has just been fired from work and someone else put their hand up and asked how it would affect the Secret Santa
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*gets on soapbox *
if your ugly sweater was designed to be an ugly sweater then it doesn’t actually count as an ugly sweater. the true spirit of ugly sweaters is that they were designed in earnest and the shifting sands of time and fashion eroded them to their present ugliness
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me, age 10: [opening presents] socks? Are you fri*kin kidding me
me, now: [eyes going black] SÖCK
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Cant believe my nana woke me up during a nap the other day to sign the cats christmas card whilst the cat was asleep so she didnt see us write it out, cba
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Last Christmas
I gave you some eels
And the very next day
You were killed by those eels
economybacon / Via twitter.com

what to get the signs this xmas
aquarius: socks
pisces: socks
aries: socks
taurus: socks
gemini: socks
cancer: socks
leo: socks
virgo: socks
libra: socks
scorpio: socks
sagittarius: socks
capricorn: a soul
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*home for Christmas break*
Parents: “How did the classes go this semester?”
Student: “So that’s what we’re doing for the holidays? We’re gonna fight?”
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Day 1 w/o school: I cleaned the whole house, picked up the back yard, Christmas shopped, and cooked before 5:30. It’s crazy how productive you are when you don’t have toxic things in your life.
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