#1 Tucking loaded guns into their pants.
Why do men in movies shove guns into their pants? I always imagine them blowing their di*ks and a*ses off!
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#2 Going to bars alone
Why do men in movies always go to bars alone
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#3 Swallowing pills without water
Why do men in movies swallow pills without water? You’re not in the desert water is EVERYwhere. And if you’re tryna be hardcore: FAIL. Choking back chalky aspirin is not bad a*s
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#4 Chopping wood when they’re angry
Why do men in movies always dramatically chop wood when they’re frustrated?? does this happen in real life or what
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#5 Telling their wife or girlfriend to go to their sister’s
Why do men in movies always tell their wives to pack up and go to their sisters when there is a threat?
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#6 Kissing women as a means of interrupting them
WHY DO GUYS IN MOVIES KISS GIRLS IN THE MIDDLE OF THEM RANTING SHE GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY
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#7 Always picking their date up at 8
How come for every movie date ever the guy is always like “pick you up at 8″ but if that happened in real life I would die of hunger waiting
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#8 Literally slapping aftershave on their face
Have men in movies ever considered that their aftershave stings because they slap it on?
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#9 Suddenly becoming super serious
Why do men in movies laugh at an old story then out of nowhere turn all serious.
If you ruin the mood like that in real life you can fu*k off.
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#10 Shaving like this
According to movies, this is how men shave:
1. Lather face.
2. Make a couple of random strokes with a razor.
3. Wipe off rest of lather with a dry towel.
NB: all this must be undertaken while talking to someone and sharing important plot related stuff.
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#11 And cutting themselves every single time
According to movies and TV guys cut themselves while shaving every single time
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#12 Proposing in crowded restaurants
Why do guys in movies think proposing in restaurants is romantic? That su*ks.
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#13 And never properly hiding the engagement ring
Why do guys in movies always keep the engagement ring in their coat pocket.. you know she’s gonna find it
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#14 Throwing rocks at their girlfriend’s window
When guys in movies throw stones or rocks at their girlfriends window.. that’s kinda like vandalism.
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#15 And finally, wearing a letterman jacket for no reason at all
Why do guys in movies and shows wear letterman’s jackets?
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