Adult culture is just walking around constantly astounded by how much everything costs
britrbennett / Via twitter.com
Birthday at 21: Takes 12 different shots from 12 different bars.
Birthday at 37: Takes two different pain relievers because I literally hurt myself sleeping.
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Didn’t feel like i was in my late 20s until this morning when my coworker asked me if i did anything fun this weekend and i earnestly said “yes i replaced my electronic toothbrush head”
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It’s fun how when you become an adult you get real excited about buying yourself a new pack of hair elastics.
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9 yo me: wow I love my public library yes I’d like to check out 14 novels that are above my reading level. Be back next week
Me now: wow I love my public library yes I would like to check out one—I believe it’s called a Bööke? I will be back in 3-5 business months
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You’re not an adult until you have a cabinet full of Tupperware and every time you open it they all spill out and you can never find a matching lid for the one you want to use.
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Things I Was Disappointed To Find Out Were True As An Adult:
1. I do feel better when I eat salad vs snack food as a meal
2. 8 hrs of sleep really does help my mood
3. Sitting in a chair vs flopping on a couch is better for my productivity
4. Drinking plain water is essential
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Remember when you were little and you’d fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn’t get back up? That’s how adult life feels
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I remember the way I used to get excited whenever I received a letter addressed to me when I was younger but every time I receive one now I think “fu*king what now”
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I’m an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
primawesome / Via twitter.com
Me as a kid: adults will know what to do!
Me, and adult: the adultier adults will know what to do!
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My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting
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I like adult crushes bc as a kid when someone was like “u totally have a crush on Jason” you’d b like “ME? A CRUSH? ON HIM? HOW DARE YOU SIR” and now it’s more like yeah and? what r u gonna gain from it
holy_schnitt / Via twitter.com
FRIEND: so how are you?
ME: I’m well, thanks!
FRIEND: what’s new?
ME: not much!
FRIEND: well, what have you been up to?
ME: why are you doing this to me
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My vision board is just a picture of me sleeping.
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Afternoon me: Ooh, I can bake this salmon, do some potatoes, sautée some spinach and arugula. That’ll be good.
Evening me: *eats a sleeve of thin mints*
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8-year-old: Why is it so boring?
She’s officially an adult.
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