My wife and I went for a walk and halfway through she got scared that we left the baby at the house. It’s still in her stomach.
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#2 It can make you miss something important
Katie literally microwaved air yesterday. Lol.
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#3 It can make you get a little tongue-tied
Tried to order a lemon drizzle cake instead I asked for a lesbian
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#4 It can mess with your phone game
I just left a voicemail and said ” please call me back at your convenience. Amen.” Instead of “goodbye”. pregnancy brain is real y’all
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#5 And it can make you forget you were even pregnant at all
Sometimes I forget I’m pregnant, catch myself in the mirror & think: ‘God, I’ve really let myself go’
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#6 It can make you forget your own address
No joke. I literally invited all my friends to the wrong house.
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#7 It can make you get your stores a little confused
OMGosh! I literally spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why my Target card wouldn’t work at Wal-Mart!
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#8 It can make you forget to take care of business
I walked into a bathroom stall, placed a toilet seat cover down and then flushed it. Then I walked out of the stall totally disregarding the fact that I still need to go.
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#9 It can make you have a little early morning mix-up
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#10 And it can give you a case of mistaken identity — your own
I was just leaving work and I got in someone else’s car. I was like wtf what am I doing
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#11 It can make you get your doors mixed up
I just opened the fridge to get my coat out…if that gives any indication how this pregnancy is going
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#12 It can leave you with an unpleasant surprise
You know pregnant brain is real & in full effect when you put deodorant on your toothbrush instead of toothpaste
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#13 It can fool you into thinking you’re starting your day on the right foot
Day 1 of 365:..Woke up early. Made myself coffee in the keurig…. without a cup..
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#14 It can leave you totally unaware how much of a genius you are
I just had the most exciting idea and then completely forgot it. Come on
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#15 And it can leave you seriously wondering how the hell you’re getting from one day to the next
I have two brains in my body but I’ve never been so clueless
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