#1 This exact reason why you have trust issues.
#2 This highly annoying phrase that’s only been said to you about 100 times.
#3 But you live hard and fast by certain rules and nobody can change your mind on that.
#4 The trying times when you’ve attempted to convince yourself you aren’t that fussy.
#5 Even though this phrase has come out of your mouth too many times to count.
#6 The awkward times when you’re at someone else’s house but even for the sake of politeness you honestly don’t think you can stomach the meal.
#7 The hopeful times you decide to be adventurous and branch out, and it backfires big time.
#8 The times where your friend or partner try to cajole you into trying new foods and you’re like “Um, do you even know me?”
#9 Though this is basically their face when you do enjoy something new.
#10 This harsh but sad truth.
#11 Because, seriously, trying to control your tastebuds is HARD.
#12 Like people can’t seem to understand your tastebuds are literally rejecting the taste of some foods.
#13 The times even your mother gave up on you.
#14 The times customer service workers knew exactly how to label you.
#15 You know at the end of the day you’re only burdening yourself, but you still can’t help it.
#16 Because we can’t pretend that ordering like this is fine and dandy and not embarrassing.
#17 Seriously though.
#18 But on the plus side you’ve definitely learned how to be more prepared.